Fact: I don't know of a single girl who doesn't wish the show-it-all boxer-shorts phenomenon would go away as well. Guys, we just don't want to see your underwear. Truthfully, we believe that there is a direct correlation between how much underwear you show and how much you've got upstairs, if you know what I mean. Lisa Samson
The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
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Markus Zusak
Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
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Jim Henson
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.
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Carrie Underwood
When you look for a man- what you want to look for is a man with the heart of a poor boy and the mind of a conqueror.
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C. Joybell C.
Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
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Jennifer L. Armentrout
More Quotes By Lisa Samson
I guess this thing we call faith is a climb. I always wanted to think of it as a big slide straight into the arms of God who waits at the bottom to catch us. But instead, He's a God who's on top of things...
There's enough grief in this world without always getting into whose fault it is.
Jesus, do you always show up like this, at the craziest of times and in the oddest of places? I sure hope so.
I just don't see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn't want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it?
But the true miracle of the resurrection wasn't so much the raising. Is something like that too hard for the God who made the universe? The true miracle is in the forgiving. And though we are bruised and burned, blind and broken, we are forgiven.
